Michel and Sarah's Excellent Adventures

It's the holidays so its common to feel like shit. I have compiled some quotes that I think are funny. I got stuck on Mark Twain obviously. I often have dragged through the holidays crying and annoying my family. This year, only the ghost of sad Christmases past floated by. I mean I only felt a passing sadness and a fraction of what I had felt before.  Major emotions used to hit and wouldn't leave for days, like unwelcome family.  I would like to remind any one that has trouble with holidays that you are not alone. Or at least distract yourselves with these fun quotes. Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. Benjamin Franklin If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. Mahatma Gandhi We have the best government that money can buy. Mark Twain I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no ...

Hi. I just disembarked from a trip to Munich Germany. Despite anxiety about the long plane trip as well as anxiety about trains and automobile rides.  Amazingly, I did just fine. I can thank my mom for taking me and my brother and his wife Caroline for the best hospitality I have ever experienced. But I used one Valium and a lot of alcohol throughout. I was unable to procure anti anxiety drugs. My Dr. prescribed me six lorazepam in case of emergency. But they expired and I was too afraid to take them.  My dad told me he was able to get me Valium. When he finally handed it over, it was one pill. He had no info on the amount of mg. I looked it up and it looked like 5mgs. I split it in half brought it in case.  I did take a half upon sitting in the plane seat and two glasses of wine. This I was told would be an ok combo.  Plus I watched the most questionable movie on my own monitor, Entourage.  I continually had to block the sex scenes with a book I b...